- The Park Ratio -
We here at ETM are concerned about the dire trajectory of the global economy. So we figured we’d see what our old pal Dr. James Park (sometimes refered to as Jin Sung Park…or In Jin’s Husband Nim, or multilevel marketing scam guy) was up to and see if we could get some financial advice.
Sacre Bleu! It turns out he’s out of the business now…but how?
Sacre Rouge! It turns out he sold his money management business!
Sacre Blanc! But the cuircumstances of the sale were…what’s this? allegations of fraud, that assets were a fraction of what he’d claimed, that he had a substance abuse problem (translation - crack ho), that he hadn’t made anywhere near the returns for people that he’d claimed…
Sacre…Sacre NOIRE! A true child?! Substance abuse?! Financial Fraud?! NO! NO! NO!
We refuse to believe such satanic lies, lies, lies!!
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